Witty Words Wednesday-From Wise Women

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. -Monta Crane

Never lend your car to any to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. -Phyllis Diller

When I was crossing into Gaza, I was asked at the check post whether I was carrying any weapons. I replied: "Oh yes, my prayer books." -Mother Teresa of Calcutta